Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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