What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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