It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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