Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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