dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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