I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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