you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Randomize
