i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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