just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i came on her dog
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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