he wants to bone in the snuggie
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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