Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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