Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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