U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
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Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
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