If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.