people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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