I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.