Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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