Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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