This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
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