I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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