Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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