my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
we're so committed to being not committed
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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