i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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