Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We're not piercing ourselves today.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
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