fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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