I'm lost and stupid without you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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