He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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