You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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