Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I want to be your penis for a week.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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