You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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