I'm drive I can fine osifer
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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