the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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