I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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