My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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