Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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