just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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