So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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