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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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