Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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