WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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