I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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