I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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