if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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