Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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