what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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