you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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