Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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