im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
