there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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