don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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