She's JV to your varsity
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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