She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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