Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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