That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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