real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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