I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just had sex on a roof
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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