you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
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I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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