even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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